Everybody needs a collection of Christmas jokes handy. Here are some I found that my siblings and I liked. These are great to share with siblings and friends. You can text one to someone who may be a little stressed this Christmas season, or if your Christmas party isn’t going well, you can stand up and randomly start telling jokes.
Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
A: Wrap
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snowbank
Q: What happens to Santa when he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: He gets Claus-traphobic
Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
Q: What is the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet
Q: What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a lit fire?
A: Crisp Cringle
Q: What are little snowmen called?
A: Chill-dren
Q: What do you call Santa when he doesn’t have any money?
A: Nickel-less
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water
I hope you enjoyed these jokes, and hopefully, you won’t have horrible images in your mind of Santa going down chimneys.
Lexi
Great job!
I love it. The joke jar is my favorite part. l am excited for your next post. You are awsome!
Jessa
Thank you so much! That’s so sweet of you to say. I’m glad you like the jokes!